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You just happened to stumble across the stupidest motherfucker alive. Probably alive. Those risky decisions don’t take themselves.
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They release the tape
Epstein sits alone on the bed in his cell wearing a fancy golf shirt and jeans, the standard prison uniform, according to the FBI
He reaches for a burlap rope from his Acme toolbox with all three of his arms.
As he ties the rope around his neck, his face slowly appears to morph into different actors from royalty-free stock videos.
Once he secured the leather belt around his neck, the couch he was sitting on vanished underneath him, concluding his demise.
Several minutes later, the guards burst through the door to Mr JEFPY ESTÆN’s cell. They realize they are too late and conga line dance out of the prison.