Midnight Wolf

It’s getting hot in here (so hot) so take off all your clothes

I am getting so hot, I’m gonna raise the planet temp

Well actually, newspapers are incapable of posing questions as they are not sentient beings

smh somebody needs to reinsert the solar system back into the VHS player, it came out again

E: ejecto seato cuz!

So you feel that consuming a drink is worthy of forcing someone to leave?

Yeah, they sure aren’t equals, but not in the order you think those two are.

I mean, possibly (I have heard dumber shit before), but that’s a huge stretch. I’m physically disabled myself, and to hatch a plan for staff to agitate me over a small issue, wasting hours of my time in the process and possibly spending/not recouping hundreds of dollars, so it can escalate and theoretically begin a legal battle, capturing an audience in the process… Nah, that’s way too far out there. That’s Dale Gribble levels of planning, I tell ya hwat.

“yeah it’s risky but that I can beat that pussy up like Muhammad Ali and drive her wild even after I’m done with her sister so it’s a fair trade”

She tried to kill him once before and failed, and he not only stayed together but continued to let her get near his food and drink? My guy…

“how to tell the police that you totally did it and leave every trace imaginable, for ipohen”

O.o not sure where either of those came from but alright chief

Trade you my totally average one. Hell, I’d go construction dump-truck size if it didn’t risk passing out the microsecond that I started getting horny.

Guys who are hung are lucky, and ones who complain about it don’t know how good they have it.

E: doubly so if yours wasn’t mutilated at birth

Hospital: we gonna steal ur baby lol

Parents: oh no, you are going to feed it, bathe it, care for it, educate it, all on your own dime? Oh the humanity

Hospital: wait no not like that-

E: hospital: that’s filthy socialism!

ohhh fuckkk yes, aerodynamics

nut

But what if you use the cli?

I’ll be here all week

That’s always been a really weird phrase, ‘I gotta go take a piss/shit’ like my man why are you reaching around very confused people as they are sitting down defecating and stealing their waste?

I don’t think that means what you think it means, but I won’t tell anyone… 🤫

(DA require someone to end themselves or their ability to carry on their bloodline though blatant stupidity of some fashion; merely not reproducing does not count)

💦

My parents and extended family: “why don’t you find a nice girl to [blah blah blah]”

Me: “haha yes I’ll get right on that”

Me: having mega gay sex in addition to actively not wanting children, even if I was medically a good candidate to father them

Parents/extended: “I just don’t understand”

Me: upgrades to ultra mega gay sex

Vacuum… everywhere?

Dyson furiously trying to replicate this phenomenon for their next vacuum

engages windshield wipers

I was thinking solar + battery energy storage for when the sun is ‘unavailable’. It’s not like having like 1k MW capacity and nothing to power makes any sense, but an area with panels and storage can definitely get things started, at least…