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Trade you my totally average one. Hell, I’d go construction dump-truck size if it didn’t risk passing out the microsecond that I started getting horny.
Guys who are hung are lucky, and ones who complain about it don’t know how good they have it.
E: doubly so if yours wasn’t mutilated at birth
Hospital: we gonna steal ur baby lol
Parents: oh no, you are going to feed it, bathe it, care for it, educate it, all on your own dime? Oh the humanity
Hospital: wait no not like that-
E: hospital: that’s filthy socialism!
ohhh fuckkk yes, aerodynamics
nut
But what if you use the cli?
I’ll be here all week
That’s always been a really weird phrase, ‘I gotta go take a piss/shit’ like my man why are you reaching around very confused people as they are sitting down defecating and stealing their waste?
I don’t think that means what you think it means, but I won’t tell anyone… 🤫
(DA require someone to end themselves or their ability to carry on their bloodline though blatant stupidity of some fashion; merely not reproducing does not count)
My parents and extended family: “why don’t you find a nice girl to [blah blah blah]”
Me: “haha yes I’ll get right on that”
Me: having mega gay sex in addition to actively not wanting children, even if I was medically a good candidate to father them
Parents/extended: “I just don’t understand”
Me: upgrades to ultra mega gay sex
Vacuum… everywhere?
Dyson furiously trying to replicate this phenomenon for their next vacuum
engages windshield wipers
I was thinking solar + battery energy storage for when the sun is ‘unavailable’. It’s not like having like 1k MW capacity and nothing to power makes any sense, but an area with panels and storage can definitely get things started, at least…
The moon, angered by our disrespect, changes course and velocity to impact earth, killing us all.
No humans or other animals
Moon: “damn right”
waves at the sky while thinking about how hungry I am
The next day: “well ho-ly shit…”
The sun, right over there: “um, hello?”
Magic The Gathering
Drums in the rear, if I remember right. And power nothing. Old friend of a friend had one and I got to drive it for curiosity’s sake.
A family member who did fatal accident reconstruction would quip that ‘technically yes, but the crumple zone involves you’.
mpreg
uhhhhh
“I need my car to have a turbo”
chops off 2 cylinders
“thanks bro runs so much better now”
TURBO MODE
O.o not sure where either of those came from but alright chief