Midnight Wolf

Drums in the rear, if I remember right. And power nothing. Old friend of a friend had one and I got to drive it for curiosity’s sake.

A family member who did fatal accident reconstruction would quip that ‘technically yes, but the crumple zone involves you’.

mpreg

uhhhhh

“I need my car to have a turbo”

chops off 2 cylinders

“thanks bro runs so much better now”

TURBO MODE

Maxis: license game which would be available on the most popular and beloved OS of all time; along with making several iconic games around that time period

also Maxis: “we should sell out to EA”

Literally everyone: ???

Why can’t I have some gay femboys 🥺

Burnout 2: Point of Impact

helicopter surveying the scene

Congratulations! You won a silver medal!

Continue?

Laaaahndan

There is absolutely no way that is a real place. Map, nuh-uh. You’d have to physically take me there, and then I will still be incredibly suspicious that I’m not just trapped in some weird dream.

INSTRUCTIONS?! I don’t need no damn instructions! Back in my day we didn’t know shit and we liked it that way! Done built this here house without a damn clue what I was doing. She’s always been a fixer-upper, every year a wall falls over. Yep, they don’t make em like they used to, that’s for sure. I fought in 17 wars and I jumped out of helicopters without parachutes, knees crack and I’m just as good today as I was in 1872.

Simple, don’t have insurance

taps head 🧠

“I didn’t mean ‘they should kill themselves’, I merely stated that the old fucks should gtfo and cease to exist. By killing themselves. Media takes things so far out of context…”

Oof, coming out of left field with a damn tank over here, when all this guy has is a plastic butter knife and sarcasm.

You got a link for this? Like, I don’t want it to be true but holy shit, what a sentence.

My guy it’s not just “the fans will be loud” it’s legitimately “the cooling is inadequate and the case traps heat in a cycle”. The hardware can be fine but if it’s all boiling at 100C it robs performance due to thermal throttling.

More of the fact that they are 2.5x the price of the parts, and the cases they are in are the opposite of ‘optimized for cooling’. Thermal throttling is the name of the game here.

Like a Ferrari that looks great (great in air-quotes here) in the driveway, but overheats a block down the street, essentially.

high-end

last-generation Alienware (Dell) machines

oof, a gut punch if I’ve ever seen one

E:

and office chairs

“this baby has a 4 speed manual transmission, an am/fm radio, and floor mats!” right out of The Price Is Right ‘feature list’. Mouse and keyboard not included.

You will not, as a rule, run across many players from the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea

Me, starting up my monster truck just shy of the DMZ: “challenge accepted”

Technically they would allow it, seeing as costco is a worldwide company.

Now how you enter that other country is a bit more problematic.

It’s not the fault of the children, but it’s definitely because they had children. Two partners (two marriages) who had red flags the size of Texas, I was jumping up and down raising the alarm, and they still decided ‘let’s have kids, it’ll be great for our relationship’ which quickly turned into one side realizing ‘I can leave, sit on my ass, and collect child support while the dumbass works his hands to the bone’. And then he did it again with partner #2!

Ulterior motives and people being massive pieces of shit is the root cause, but putting their dick in crazy (twice) lit the fuse. Trying to be a good person (‘you don’t need to get an abortion, I can provide for us, I’ll get a second job…’) locked him into the scenario he’s now dreading.

Punched gym, broke hand. Worst advice ever 😭

Fwiw, I have only one ‘real’/local/irl friend that has children. They have been living in hell, to put it bluntly, for the last… 14 years. Everyone else is in a much better state of mind and happiness, and without children… so you could say from my perspective, that number of offspring is inversely related to the enjoyment of life. We can, have, stand back and say ‘holy shit, fuck all that’ - and so far, the message has stuck with the rest of us.

I feel sorry for the guy, I’ve known him for ~25 years, but he really could have solved many, many, many of life’s problems with the use of a few condoms. Like, so many… so fucking (heh) many. Now he’s stuck with a couple exs, a dead-end job, a couple of vehicles that are almost-literally falling apart, child support up to his eyeballs, and is headed towards his third bankruptcy. He nearly dragged me down trying to help him out financially. The rest of us are taking detailed notes of how life can go to shit with just one decision.

False advertising! I want to be big strong fearsome dinosaur. Instead am fat disabled furry. 0/10 I’ll leave an angry review on yelp! And the bbb will be hearing about this!