minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Windows intros 365 Link, a black box that does nothing but connect to Microsoft's cloudlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 days ago“can you look at my phone? I can’t pair my Bluetooth earbuds and-” “since this is a new relationship, you have not met the minimum requirement of fucking me yet. ticket postponed.” linkfedilink
minus-squareMidnight Wolf@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Windows intros 365 Link, a black box that does nothing but connect to Microsoft's cloudlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up99arrow-down1·2 days agoaka a thin-client linkfedilink
“can you look at my phone? I can’t pair my Bluetooth earbuds and-”
“since this is a new relationship, you have not met the minimum requirement of fucking me yet. ticket postponed.”