minus-squarex00z@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•As markets melt down, Trump touts $5m gold card for wealthy immigrants (featuring his face)linkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoWell, for 5 million it’ll be a hard choice. But I’ll take the money and come over if you want it so much orange man. linkfedilink
minus-squarex00z@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump tells UK to buy chlorinated chicken from US if it wants tariff relieflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·15 hours agoShateuro? linkfedilink
minus-squarex00z@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump tells UK to buy chlorinated chicken from US if it wants tariff relieflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·16 hours ago“Free market” “Buy our chicken or you will lose your market here” linkfedilink
minus-squarex00z@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•"Trade war with penguins": Trump places 10% tariff on uninhabited Antarctic islandslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoIf penguins are smart enough to “steal from America” I guess everybody can just take their money. linkfedilink
minus-squarex00z@lemmy.worldtoNot The Onion@lemmy.world•"Trade war with penguins": Trump places 10% tariff on uninhabited Antarctic islandslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 day agoPenguin Tariffs linkfedilink
Well, for 5 million it’ll be a hard choice.
But I’ll take the money and come over if you want it so much orange man.