Why?

My issue with boneless wings is that they are not Wing meat at all. They’re chicken tits.

Frickin lasers on their heads!

Well in that case the view would be awesome for the last couple of minutes

Smoking leads to horrible means of death. I think maybe playing in traffic would be quicker.

Oh goody. It’s damn CareCredit for cars.

Dropping cultural norms like swearing is a sign of dementia that is advancing

Your friends must be really tolerant of monotony. I was tired of saying that by January 25th