kebab@endlesstalk.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoWoman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per policelocal12.comexternal-linkmessage-square94linkfedilinkarrow-up1508arrow-down111
arrow-up1497arrow-down1external-linkWoman attacked driver that hit, killed chicken that was crossing the road, per policelocal12.comkebab@endlesstalk.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square94linkfedilink
minus-squarerc__buggy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·edit-213 hours agolol, her expression says it all, “Worth it, 10/10 would mace that bitch again.” Might do a little jail time but the chicken killer will think twice. I mean, christ, you live in Key West. Get on island time already.
minus-squarebutwhyishischinabook@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours agoAlso I’m pretty sure the chickens are legally protected in Key West.
minus-squarerc__buggy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-25 hours agoOh no shit, it’s a thing? So that might not have been someone’s chicken, it was Key West’s chicken? If so, the “perp” is going to be fine.
minus-squarebutwhyishischinabook@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 hours agoOh I guess I assumed it wasn’t just someone’s chicken, the article isn’t clear really. But yeah it’s a thing if they’re the wild ones I think. https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1999/05/30/protected-by-law-chickens-rule-the-roost-in-key-west/
minus-squarerc__buggy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 hours agoIf reincarnation is real I want to come back as a Key West Chicken. “They have no natural enemies on this island. We need some hungry foxes. . . . The cats won’t touch them. The chickens are meaner than anything.”
lol, her expression says it all, “Worth it, 10/10 would mace that bitch again.”
Might do a little jail time but the chicken killer will think twice. I mean, christ, you live in Key West. Get on island time already.
Also I’m pretty sure the chickens are legally protected in Key West.
Oh no shit, it’s a thing? So that might not have been someone’s chicken, it was Key West’s chicken? If so, the “perp” is going to be fine.
Oh I guess I assumed it wasn’t just someone’s chicken, the article isn’t clear really.
But yeah it’s a thing if they’re the wild ones I think. https://www.tampabay.com/archive/1999/05/30/protected-by-law-chickens-rule-the-roost-in-key-west/
If reincarnation is real I want to come back as a Key West Chicken.