resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 day agoMan Steals $21M of Lunar Rocks from NASA to Use During Sex After Promising His Girlfriend the Moonwww.yahoo.comexternal-linkmessage-square30linkfedilinkarrow-up1267arrow-down122file-text
arrow-up1245arrow-down1external-linkMan Steals $21M of Lunar Rocks from NASA to Use During Sex After Promising His Girlfriend the Moonwww.yahoo.comresipsaloquitur@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-21 day agomessage-square30linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-223 hours agoGoddamn, now that is a headline! My inner J Jonah Jameson is impressed, hire that man immediately! He already works for us? Perfect! Never let him know what we pay anybody else!
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·17 hours agoWeird way to spell “Cave Johnson.”
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·14 hours agoI mean, I’m not super familiar with how he’s characterized in the comics, but he is characterized this way in the… I guess now the ‘older’ Spider Man movies.
Goddamn, now that is a headline!
My inner J Jonah Jameson is impressed, hire that man immediately!
He already works for us?
Perfect!
Never let him know what we pay anybody else!
Weird way to spell “Cave Johnson.”
I mean, I’m not super familiar with how he’s characterized in the comics, but he is characterized this way in the… I guess now the ‘older’ Spider Man movies.