• Aeao@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      I’ve just been sitting here thinking of crazy headlines that wouldnt shock me

      “Elon musk stabbed someone over a Beanie baby dispute”

      “Elon musks caught using a homeless man as a snow sled on a steep hill”

      “Elon musks to reshoot the movie “home alone 2” with himself as the role of dove lady”

      All those would sound like something he might do

      • jjjalljs@ttrpg.network
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        3 days ago

        I’m just waiting for “Elon Musk dies after following Grok’s advice to mix household cleaning chemicals”