Little known fact, the original of the book God claimed to write sold so little it disappeared from history. There is no copy left, we don’t even know what was in it. It just inspired fan fiction writes, that had insane success.
Well first he had at least three guys write books for him (ghost authors?)
Then he branched out and wrote one in Arabic, and at some point he wrote another in the new world.
Another time he had some kind of revival and got a bunch of folks together to decide on which parts should be in his book, and they decided to put his first books in as a prologue, and added a whole bunch of new-wave hippy shit to it.
Then he picked some folks to translate it over centuries from one language to another, and then to another, and then eventually to English.
Oh but before your book from school, he even had some old English king decide to commission another “translation”, 'cause he didn’t like some parts.
Maybe your kids will get lucky and get the Trump bible in school, so that they can learn the US history.
Edit: ironically, I went to a school similar to your username
No Trump bibles in our schools because they are always sold out! The Maga Bible King James Influenced edition even has a Dedication by the original Author saying how great Trump is and how he was Chosen as a divine instrument of retribution to bring the kingdom of heaven to Earth. That is why he has been rewarded with three wives, two of them foreign models, and vast riches. As we can read in the prologue about a blameless and upright man of Uz, the tools of God are most often given earthly rewards before their heavenly reward.
God has sold more books than any other author ever. If we needed other books He would have written a sequel.
When you know its a troll but still downvote because fuck it
Good to down vote and move on. Engagement only eggs them on.
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Little known fact, the original of the book God claimed to write sold so little it disappeared from history. There is no copy left, we don’t even know what was in it. It just inspired fan fiction writes, that had insane success.
Like 50 Shades of Grey and whatever it’s source material was. Lost to history but still inspirational enough to change the world.
God wrote wrote several.
Well first he had at least three guys write books for him (ghost authors?)
Then he branched out and wrote one in Arabic, and at some point he wrote another in the new world.
Another time he had some kind of revival and got a bunch of folks together to decide on which parts should be in his book, and they decided to put his first books in as a prologue, and added a whole bunch of new-wave hippy shit to it.
Then he picked some folks to translate it over centuries from one language to another, and then to another, and then eventually to English.
Oh but before your book from school, he even had some old English king decide to commission another “translation”, 'cause he didn’t like some parts.
Maybe your kids will get lucky and get the Trump bible in school, so that they can learn the US history.
Edit: ironically, I went to a school similar to your username
No Trump bibles in our schools because they are always sold out! The Maga Bible King James Influenced edition even has a Dedication by the original Author saying how great Trump is and how he was Chosen as a divine instrument of retribution to bring the kingdom of heaven to Earth. That is why he has been rewarded with three wives, two of them foreign models, and vast riches. As we can read in the prologue about a blameless and upright man of Uz, the tools of God are most often given earthly rewards before their heavenly reward.
Can’t tell if serious…