• prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works
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    4 hours ago

    … I don’t tell many people this but I feel like you can help carry my burden.

    I dropped a toasted buttered bagel on election night, it landed on the floor butter side up.

    • Okokimup@lemmy.world
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      58 minutes ago

      I volunteered at the polls on election day and ran over a cardinal on the way there. That’s when I knew we were cooked.