This is how religion starts
Those witches could make a fortune with a time limited discount for hexes on Trump
So, did my Etsy curses work? Time will tell. The forces move in mysterious ways, and as the Priestess reminded me, “Spellwork is a collaboration between the caster, the client, and the universe itself.” For now, we can only trust in the timing of the great unknown.
The Universe says, “hold my beer.”
By Wednesday, I checked Charlie’s socials to see if he was spouting anything new.
He sure was spouting blood from his neck.
The great unknown has a sense of humor it seems
It’s particularly fond of irony I find.
How
do Ican my friend contact them?If anyone deserves a tip for exceptional service, it’s those Etsy witches.
For doing fuck-all?
I am getting so many uses out of this meme today
In 2020 there was a worldwide pagan ritual on Halloween (in which I participated) to bind Trump in order to prevent his election. Biden won. In 2024, there was no collective ritual and we know how that turned out. I don’t actually believe in magic, but at this point, I’m happy to hedge(witch) my bets.
I keep seeing you post it and I don’t know how it applies to Charlie Kirk
It applies to Etsy witches
Wow, that is impeccable timing.
47 hours and 21 minutes before he was shot…
Sounds like they got the intensity off a little tho:
I want to make it clear, I’m not calling on dark forces to cause him harm. I just want him to wake up every morning with an inexplicable zit. I want his podcast microphone to malfunction every time he hits record. I want his blue blazers to suddenly all be one size too small. I want one of his socks to always be sliding down his foot. I want his thumb to grow too big to tweet. To ruin his day with the collective feminist power of the Etsy coven would be my life’s greatest joy.
Maybe they forgot Venus was in retrograde?
This was jupiter’s work if I have ever seen it.
It’s that “ruin his day with the collective feminist power of the Etsy coven” line that gets me. Talk about undersell, overdeliver
They did pay for the “shit your pants” spell, and that does happen shortly after death…so in a roundabout monkey’s paw sort of way I guess that one worked
There were so many “minor bad thing happens” spells on him that the cosmos combined them all for ease of bookkeeping.
I guess you don’t get to make specific demands when you start calling on the forces of darkness.
Maybe they got confused by an exponent or a measurement conversion
I must’ve put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit, I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.
-Michael Bolton
Woww is that your real name? Are you related to that singer guy?
Thank you for your service, Etsy Witches.
Well, that’s customer satisfaction.
Let’s raise more money for witches!
Fucking hell this just gets better:
Who else is in their cursor?
Kickstart ‘Curse Charlie KirK’
