Lee Duna@lemmy.nz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoIf the apocalypse does come today (or perhaps tomorrow) less than half of Americans believe they will go to heavenwww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square42linkfedilinkarrow-up1166arrow-down16
arrow-up1160arrow-down1external-linkIf the apocalypse does come today (or perhaps tomorrow) less than half of Americans believe they will go to heavenwww.independent.co.ukLee Duna@lemmy.nz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square42linkfedilink
minus-squarekbal@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up11·1 year agoDidn’t you guys get Raptured the other day? Oh man, it was incredible. Guess you weren’t Godly enough. Heaven is even better than they said it’d be. So long, suckers! I’m off to smoke a blunt and play some poker with Jesus.
minus-squarephutatorius@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoWhat’s the fun of poker when the other player’s omniscient?
Didn’t you guys get Raptured the other day? Oh man, it was incredible. Guess you weren’t Godly enough. Heaven is even better than they said it’d be. So long, suckers! I’m off to smoke a blunt and play some poker with Jesus.
What’s the fun of poker when the other player’s omniscient?