Can’t imagine what could possibly go wrong with this idea.

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      1 day ago

      Random Kid: W…w… We were just shooting spit balls! It’s just a straw, please!

      ED-209: WEAPON CONFIRMED, ARMING RAIL GUN.

      kid reduced to fine red mist

      ED-209: TARGET NEUTRALIZED. STATE IF PARENTS SHOULD BE NOTIFIED THROUGH TEXT.

      no response

      ED-209: VERY WELL, ENJOY THE REST OF YOUR SCHOOL DAY.

      drone flies off