New tag line:
“Maxwell Apartment, cause let’s face it, you will never be able to afford a House.”
TIL this shit excuse for coffee-flavored water still exists.
Maxwell Bedsit, more like! Also, didn’t know this still existed.
I can’t wait til Maxwell Cardboard Box comes out. -At least it’s not a mouthful to say.
So if I start drinking this swill, instead of fancy lattes, I’ll be able to afford everything, right?
It is the distant future, the year two thousand!
We are robots.
We have Maxwell Walmart pushcart and we don’t understand the origin of this brand but love the taste!Introducing Maxwell individual robot care blister packs! Now with 50% engine oil option for lubricity!
I don’t get the advertising idea behind this? Is it supposed to be implying that people in smaller living situations drink less coffee? Is it smaller containers because apartments supposedly lack as much storage as houses?
Beyond just being a stupid idea from a company perspective, it’s also a stupid idea from a marketing perspective because your marketing campaign is ostensibly supposed to make sense. There’s no correlation between coffee and size of a person’s living quarters, and so it seems that the joke is entirely based on “apartment is like house”. Which a fifth grader could have come up with…
I hate this timeline.
It’s basically the waffle house thing but much less clever, and even that was stupid. “User engagement” is what they are looking for. Our talking about a can of burned wood, hamster bedding, and old coffee grounds guarantees a sales increase. People should start boycotting products when they do stupid crap like this to discourage the behavior, but honestly, much bigger fish to fry right now.
Its supposed to trigger conversation so people post about it on link aggregators like lemmy or reddit to make fun of it, but also communicate the campaign to a wider audience without needing to spend money on advertising.
To celebrate the limited-time rebrand, the company is offering consumers a 12-month “lease” of Maxwell Apartment coffee, which is designed save coffee lovers across the United States money. For less than US$40, consumers can stock their pantry with a full year of coffee to save coffee enthusiasts more than US$1000 annually.
Sucks to not have room for it in their apartments
Honestly that deal sounds amazing. My office has a Keurig and pods are stupidly pricey. I bought a coffee maker and probably spend $100 for shitty grinded coffee a year.
Unfortunately, Maxwell House gives me headaches.
I’m surprised they can legally call it coffee.
I presumed it was short for “house blend”. The hotel history is arguably more worthy of consumption
Lmfao “opting to rent” as if we have a choice
Maxwell Hobo is on the way
To be rebranded again to Maxwell’s Tent in a couple of years
Then, a few years after that, to cardboard box.
How is this not satire?!
Apparently it’s a temporary thing, but still wild.
It got us talking about it. Marketers high fiving right now.
Sounds like a silly gimmick.
Reminds me of the IHOB bit.
It’s a pretty good gimmick though.
personally i fucking hate marketing stunts designed to generate headlines for companies that haven’t had any in years. this seems like a really cheap way to say “haha folks sure are struggling, anyway buy our products!”
Okay but the Maxwell House was a hotel…
