return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 hours agoOdds of Jesus Christ returning this year double overnight in bizarre turn of eventswww.uniladtech.comexternal-linkmessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down13
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minus-squareE_coli42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 hours agoNothing will change if Jesus does come back. He’ll probably just get sniped by the IDF. Judean, Palestinian, whatever, they’ll just shoot his ass.
Nothing will change if Jesus does come back. He’ll probably just get sniped by the IDF. Judean, Palestinian, whatever, they’ll just shoot his ass.