I’ve never heard of someone coming back from brain dead. Is this the first recorded case?

Nothing will change if Jesus does come back. He’ll probably just get sniped by the IDF. Judean, Palestinian, whatever, they’ll just shoot his ass.

Reporting for duty

extradition?

America bad so switch to EU. Oh no, EU bad now, so switch to something else?

Just use something decentralized, fucking hell. Stop having such blind loyalty to countries.