Honestly, I would fall into this trap.

The federal agent genuinely sounds like she is a person having car trouble, this trap would work on me because I guess I too am a fundamentally decent person.

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    So here’s the new way to help stranded motorists in the US: hold them at gun point, handcuff them to a tree, then fix their cars.

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      Don’t even need handcuffs, just need a thin tree or a pole.

      Have them wrap one leg around the tree/pole and sit down on it, I remember reading that it would be nigh impossible for them to get up from that position without help