• D_C@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    “This film looks good” says the obese orange imbecilic child rapist, “19, ugh, yuck, too old. Now 8, though, oh boy, are you’re talking my language. 4, oooooh yeah, just right, let me get my hands on you, little one!” {saliva dribbles out of that horrible fat mouth}

    “Sir, it’s 1984, just like the year. Not the ages of little girls.”

    “Wha…well that’s just a stupid film title. I’m going to sue. Get me my lawyer…and a hamberder. And another pair of pants. Someone took a shit in mine, again!”