slothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours agoKentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops saywww.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square57linkfedilinkarrow-up1156arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1151arrow-down1external-linkKentucky man covered in fur arrested after he is found having sex with a deer, cops saywww.independent.co.ukslothrop@lemmy.ca to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 9 hours agomessage-square57linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squarecharade_you_are@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·6 hours agoI’ve always wanted to fuck a deer. They’re pretty hot. But there is no way I’d fuck a dead one and the deer would have to be a consenting deer adult. This guy just crossed a line us ethical deer fuckers would never cross.
minus-squareleftzero@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoI’m sure some of those Japanese deer that bow for snacks would be up for it, in exchange for the right treat.
minus-squarecharade_you_are@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·edit-260 minutes agoI think most of those Japanese deer just suck you off. I need the full treatment. Plus the Japanese ones are naturally censored.
minus-squareOriginEnergySux@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 hours agoCan one be an ethical deer fucker without having ethically fucked a consenting deer though?
minus-squareCordyceps @sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·55 minutes agoI suppose in the same way you can identify as a gold digger without actually ever finding any.
minus-squarecharade_you_are@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 hour agoYeah, I fucked that part up
I’ve always wanted to fuck a deer. They’re pretty hot. But there is no way I’d fuck a dead one and the deer would have to be a consenting deer adult. This guy just crossed a line us ethical deer fuckers would never cross.
I’m sure some of those Japanese deer that bow for snacks would be up for it, in exchange for the right treat.
I think most of those Japanese deer just suck you off. I need the full treatment. Plus the Japanese ones are naturally censored.
Can one be an ethical deer fucker without having ethically fucked a consenting deer though?
I suppose in the same way you can identify as a gold digger without actually ever finding any.
Yeah, I fucked that part up