He said he went in the opposite direction in part to speak out against the oft-invoked notion that people who have road rage, park incorrectly or drive “jacked-up trucks” do so because they are overcompensating for having micropenises.

“In reality,” Phillips said, “I believe that has nothing to do with it.”

Bro I know you got a micro-penis but you ain’t gotta cock-block our jokes like that

can you cockblock a micro penis? feels like it’d be too small, it’d get around you like the golden snitch. Dude could have penetrative sex with the dimple on a golfball.

ok I’ll stop