North Carolina’s Michael Phillips revealed that he had a 0.38in member in bid to reduce stigma of the condition
I never thought I’d say this, but I’m pretty sure this dude is lying about how small his dick is.
Damn, that’s impressively small. Also bro’s got some confidence, respect.
Even this topic brings out the political divide.
I hope it makes some people feel less insecure.
I like his moxy
Flood of dick pics incoming he gonna need to build an ark
Hopefully The Donald drops trousers so we can compare and contrast.
I read a blog post years ago by a trans dude about how seeing how little the winner of a smallest penis contest gave a shit helped him not give a shit about his own dick situation.
so, i guess it’s nice for insecure people to see stuff like this?
I read a blog post years ago by a trans dude about how seeing how little the winner of a smallest penis contest gave a shit helped him not give a shit about his own dick situation.
I’m convinced body dysmorphia is linked to a lack of some public nudity at beaches etc where you can see fat, short, flabby etc all on display and realize you’re kinda normal, our only interaction with nudity is the body types seen in porn.
“It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it works out for him.”
It’s a smart way to get your micropenis some exposure.
oh, that’s mrbeast
How wide is it though
In the words of Ron White, “I might not hit bottom, but I’m gonna stretch out the sides”.
I’ve seen dick as long as my foot and as thin as my toe. Lance dick.
Does anyone enjoy long and thin?
injection penis
Intraosseous insemination
Ducks?
Ducks?
Don’t Google “duck penis.”
I like to think of them as little impellers.
Tuna can dimensions.
Would
Red Stripe peen
We don’t care about the size, now we want to know if he has chosen F350 or Hummer for support.
RAM or GMC 3500HD also add virtual inches.
If engine size is inversely proportionate to penis length, what does that say about cyclists?
Talk about cocky.
2 words, cycling shorts.
They leave very little to the imagination…
that’s boomers, this is a millennial so it would be a Cybertruck or Tesla
America. What a land of opposites. The man claiming to have the smallest dick to electing to biggest dick on the planet president.
The hangover 2 when Chow was passed out under a bunch of shit on the floor and the wolf pack is like “What is that? Is it a mushroom?”
