If Jesus is omniscient and we can talk to him now, then Google and Ai become obsolete… uhm, wait…

Oh, oops, sorry! I definitely didn’t mean it that way at all.

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Blow up cybertrucks sounds good to me :-)

Depends on your definition of a “computer”. A shitty laptop surely doesn’t count, even less so if it runs Windows.

Melania is Eastern European, so likely catholic I guess. And less than 80 years old, so would qualify, if they bend the rules just a little?

He could pull a Clinton and build Melania as his successor. It wouldn’t change his politics, but would at least be a prettier sight.