That’s still not gonna get him that vc cash

no offense dude, but him?

yeah. the university i did my undergrad at, they had their “international cinema” where they aired all the “boring” films their hoity toity professors wanted their students to watch. it was the best free date night all week after i dropped that major. damn good films, but when i had to watch them? please no.

it’s precisely why i am a home cook and not a professional chef. once you turn something to work, you can burn the love out of it. i never want to stop loving food.

you lie those credits were at least an hour

i am still awestruck by that short of that girl who tosses her phone up in the air and it spins around a few times and gets the amazing slomo spinny shot of the beach and then boobs. I’m gonna be honest, i used to do camera work and i still can’t figure out how she thought it up (not the boobs part, everyone can think up boobs) she is a genius. she could cut out the boobs part it is such an amazing shot.

i mean some of the movies film professors pick, i had trouble sitting through, uh, 20-30 years ago (that is not an estimate i was one of those students) so is this on the professors? what are the films?

that’s the gayest thing i’ve ever heard

technically you need a dirigible

Yeah, it’s like watching Wicked and finding out the green one invented leaded gas and Republicans. Not every villain is sympathetic.

Yeah, I’m a crab dude and am not switching to anteater now, this is the delicious hill I die on. But I’ll pay them their rheumatism.

i mean i’ve written a couple laws (well, a couple paragraphs of government publications with force of law. so if you’ve read my writing on here and ever wondered why it’s so hard to make sense of the legal code, that’s part of why.)

i’m sure the president has written a few laws in each administration. not just law laws that get submitted through the legislative process but executive orders and regulations and bullshit. there’s alot of kinds of laws.

well aside from her trying to convince me to cheat on my wife with her and, in her fury over my rejection of her, her trying to murder me with a knife, which story about her would you like to pick apart and decide that she deserves sympathy over because i am all ears. we quite often jokingly blame her for any and every shit that is bulling our way, because the fact that she is not currently in prison is funny.

i was about to say GODDAMMIT THIS WEEK I KNOW MY SIL IS TO BLAME FOR THIS SOMEHOW but if we can survive nuclear cannibal ants since 2019 i can find a way to blame my sister in law for those too

I was about to pop off without reading “okay they should make the test a pen paper, some multiple choice some essay type test, and still let everyone run, just that they publish everyone’s answers before the election. also, like my better college professors, let them write a whole fucking essay after each multiple choice if they want, there’s no full credit or partial credit just zero credit for dullards this damn thing is going to be a campaign document let’s be real” and then i read a single sentence. i need more caffeine. or less.

also i got a whole bunch of think they are underemployed but let’s be real masters and phd folk who write tests for money that could crank this thing out in an hour. two if you want it accurate. three if you want it accurate and correct.

Look if there was a way I could sovcit my way to a golden fringe slap fight I’d take it all the way to the top of the conspiracy (lose a slap fight against the president? That’s a hell of a story). Something tells me it’s more complicated.

I know this dude who lost a slap fight against a toad. He was lynched for treason and running round with other dudes wives and daughters. Imagine how far I could go if I lost a slap fight against a president.

My dudes I’m high and and am the slow reading what kind of backup is this

Well fuck I wasn’t gonna but I guess you’re the boss Mr Internet Lady

I just don’t eat them. Tacos only!

I think that’s the secretary of eating the horse you rode in on

i’d love it if per day fines had a max without our perdiems at work being affected