Grump Trump sues cat for $5B because it won’t give him $1B.

They should have called it XXX.

I could call Windows slop instead?

“I’ll tell you that you’re not allowed to celebrate his death, while I go over to this tent and celebrate his death”.

American Sheens (as in the actors) aren’t really Sheens. So not surprising.

I’m not defending the policy but the title doesn’t match the story:

“That means that you could incur 16 violations for prostitution and sexual solicitation, and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended,”

THANKYOUFORYOURATTENTIONINTHISMATTER!

Won’t you think of the laundry bill damnit!!

Somewhere, one single person was raptured and wondering where everyone else is. No one else noticed their absence. But the rapture did happen.

“Just me? Really?”

Trump hates being embarrassed and not having things working just for him. This should accidentally happen more often.

The user received emails asking for donations. Why am I not surprised!

Tuna, fentanyl, same thing really. Damn immigrants are bringing it over the border by the ton.

If your president needs an armoured golf buggy when visiting an allied country, you may want to rethink your choice of president.

#NotTheBeaverton?

I needs to get me a BFG9000!

Can someone arrest him for child endangerment?

Waiting for the follow up story…