_cryptagion [he/him]

what’s he gonna do, sue the criminals for not doing enough crime?

thanks, “deeply unserious person” was on my lib bingo, now I’m one ahead of the matrix group lmao.

“Everyone that says something I don’t like is a nazi”

really channeling your inner lib there.

I didn’t give a shit when they changed it, and I still don’t.

well, there’s always the chance he’ll pull a hitler too. overdose on ketamine and die shitting himself.

those people wanted to stop being nazis. I don’t think watching AI anime porn counts for that.

you got me there

you can’t redeem a nazi

“nothing makes people want to help your cause less than you going and making things inconvenient for them”

really channeling your inner jordan lund there.

here they were, being worried about Jewish space lasers, and the whole time it was crosswalks turn the frogs gay!

gotta keep those crosswalks from being too gay!

Damn, I guess we’ll just have to stick to performative protests and selling merch so we don’t upset the libs.

obviously this is JUST A JOKE for legal reasons, but I hear it’s very easy to get a gun, and electrical substations are not guarded.

Noem spoke during a visit to a portion of the wall in New Mexico, where she also picked up a roller brush to help out with the painting.

congrats on her achievement of finally having done some small amount of manual labor for the first time in her life.