Here’s how things are going in Washington D.C. ever since some former DOGE employee known as “Big Balls” got his ass handed to him by a couple of teenagers during an alleged faile…
a pragmatic system of legalized crime through guilds, with the Thieves Guild and Assassins’ Guild handling their respective activities under the watchful eye of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch and the Patrician, Lord Vetinari.
Confiscate all weapons, and crime would go down. It made sense. It would have worked, too, if only there had been enough coppers – say, three per citizen.
Amazingly, quite a few weapons were handed in. The flaw, though, was one that had somehow managed to escape Swing, and it was this: criminals don’t obey the law. It’s more or less a requirement for the job. They had no particular interest in making the streets safer for anyone except themselves. And they couldn’t believe what was happening. It was like Hogswatch every day.
Some citizens took the not-unreasonable view that something had gone a bit askew if only naughty people were carrying arms. And they got arrested in large numbers.
what’s he gonna do, sue the criminals for not doing enough crime?
a pragmatic system of legalized crime through guilds, with the Thieves Guild and Assassins’ Guild handling their respective activities under the watchful eye of the Ankh-Morpork City Watch and the Patrician, Lord Vetinari.
Vetinari would be a massive improvement over Trump.
To be frank, even a dead badger would be.
Let’s call him Frank.
Combine with an armed citizenry, I’m all in.
Claim things he doesn’t like are criminal acts, like carpooling, or eating pizza with your hands.
Probably this, except it’ll be trans people or anyone that votes Democrat.
Easy, enforce the porn ban via lethal force.
Also, everything is porn now.