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Maybe he was cut or slashed. He could have been made redundant!

(I was just listening to a hilarious story by Stuart Mclean that had these jokes. It’s in the 2nd half of this podcast.

[Backstage at the Vinyl Cafe] Kindness - Wally https://podcastaddict.com/backstage-at-the-vinyl-cafe/episode/176635953 via @PodcastAddict

Self publishing a book isn’t a big win.

I’d vote for you to be dictator for a day to enact your policy.

If I were dictator for a day, I’d outlaw all overly loud personal vehicles. You’d be sentenced to 10 minutes strapped behind your vehicle while it’s blaring full blast, and then anyone who wants can be given guns to just go nuts on your vehicle.

Hospital stealing your baby? Just call ICE and they’ll depot you!

You can just imagine whoever made that decision letting out an evil laugh.

I feel like travel agents who have actually been to the places they promote are going to become more popular.

I just changed launchers on my Pixel 6 because I’m slowly degoggling and the google search bar on the default launcher was the last place that had Google as a default for search. I was thinking of going back to using Nova launcher since I had purchased it way back, but decided to give Lawnchair a try. Very happy with the change so far.

I dunno, I trust Alex Jones to blow a LOT of hot air.

18kt gold is an alloy with 75% gold and other metals that may be magnetic. I wouldn’t trust a gold chain around my neck with an MRI.

It was a knee MRI. She wasn’t stuck inside it, she just wanted her husband to help get her off of the table instead of just the technician.

Still a horrible scene though, but not quite as horrific as your first imagining.