• D_C@lemm.ee
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    6 hours ago

    "Ok Google. Send a tweet to xhitter. Say…

    I am going to put certain WORDS in CAPS to accentuate them for REASONS that no one can really understand. Then I’m going to SPOUT bullshit about the traitors flying high miles away from any DANGER but I’ll laughingly call them HEROIC and PATRIOTIC.
    Then I’ll touch my little mushroom peepee and do a nazi salute to MYSELF in the MIRROR.
    Thank you for your attention to my EGO!!!

    Send tweet.

    Right, where the little kiddies at? I’m feeling super viagra masculine today!! Shit, how do I delete this. No, stop. Don’t send. Everyone IGNORE that last bit about the kiddies!! Phew, got away with that! Hegseth. HEGSETH. change me, I’ve shit myself again. Get right in there and clean the folds."