What an absolute joke.
I can just imagine him writing it, hunched over, peck-hunting for the keys. He starts typing bombs. No, he thinks. Slowly backspaces. Starts giggling to himself as he presses the caps lock key. “This will show them how serious I am about my bombs!”
peck peck peck “B-O-M-B-S”
Probably sits back in his chair admiring it for a moment. “Perfect. Very strong. Very powerful bombs.”
Then immediately starts typing about peace in the same shouty caps because why not? Everything deserves caps lock! BOMBS! PEACE! WHATEVER!
Then ends it with “Thank you for your attention to this matter” like he just sent out a memo about updating the office dress code instead of announcing he bombed another country.
It’s such a weirdly formal, corporate sign-off after the most unhinged announcement possible. As if bombing other countries is just another agenda item he’s keeping us informed about. Very considerate of him to loop us in on World War III via Twitter memo.
Absolutely deranged.
He most likely didn’t type this
A full payload of BOMBS was dropped on the primary site…NOW IS THE TIME FOR PEACE!
How the F*** can anyone use these two lines in a single paragraph. Absurdity here is comical
War is Peace. Freedom is slavery.
And now for your Five Minute Hate.A perfect presentation of American thinking.
" we bomb you to have peace with you"
That line sounds like it was written directly by Netanyahu himself.
Little baby Trump must have really had some diaper rash from all of the taco memes after he mentioned the two-week window.
Any American blood spilled by Iran if/when they retaliate will be on Trump’s hands.
Just going add early now since no one is talking about it yet, this is why nuclear isn’t the way over renewables. Because as soon as any country wants a domestic nuclear energy program, the US will have a freebie wildcard to bomb them.
Bombing for peace. What a clown.
nOw iS tHE tiMe foR pEaCe
How many bombs did he drop on Russia? Because he said he would end the war against Ukraine.
This feels a lot like start of a WW3 for the third time in past few years.
First it was Russia-Ukraine war, then it was Israel Hamas conflict, now its this.
WW2 didn’t start overnight. There was a series of military actions that went unchallenged. That only made the belligerents bolder.
Indeed. WW2 was a massive slow-walk into the full war. Everyone saw it coming from a mile away and nobody did anything to stop it. Similar to now where everyone can see that this is going to open more fronts.
At one point all the fronts might band together with more and more suddenly joining each side, and boom you have WW3.
WWI flashbacks. No UN. Reactionary military operations…
I like how he ends his e-mail, treating the public populous as a corporate employee.
Didnt he promise not to start a war?
And he didn’t, he’s starting peace like it says in the tweet
with BOMBS 💣
He promised a lot of things. His promises are useless
So did Hitler and for that matter the Kaiser.
Any member of the US army is a criminal, you are not defending your nation, you are attacking another one.
To be fair, it was probably the US Air Force, not the Army, who flew the planes and dropped the bombs…
Just for fun it seems like it may have been the US Navy also
thanks for the clarification i guess “military” is the right word
He made a typo. It should read “there is not another military in the world that would have done this”
Where are the 3 US bases in Canada.
I very much challenge that statement.
"Ok Google. Send a tweet to xhitter. Say…
I am going to put certain WORDS in CAPS to accentuate them for REASONS that no one can really understand. Then I’m going to SPOUT bullshit about the traitors flying high miles away from any DANGER but I’ll laughingly call them HEROIC and PATRIOTIC.
Then I’ll touch my little mushroom peepee and do a nazi salute to MYSELF in the MIRROR.
Thank you for your attention to my EGO!!!Send tweet.
Right, where the little kiddies at? I’m feeling super viagra masculine today!! Shit, how do I delete this. No, stop. Don’t send. Everyone IGNORE that last bit about the kiddies!! Phew, got away with that! Hegseth. HEGSETH. change me, I’ve shit myself again. Get right in there and clean the folds."
When Bush got the US into a war in the middle east, he at least did it after a terrorist attack on the US (which had nothing to do with Iraq, but he was able to fudge that part), and as a result of the stupidity of Americans, he had a 60+% approval rating at the time.
Trump didn’t even manage a false flag or anything, as a result, a lot of conservatives are pissed off about this. Probably not enough to crack the MAGA coalition, but every little bit chipped away from it helps. With margins in the senate and house so close, it’s actually possible that he could be stopped by congress and the US doesn’t become a failed state, instead merely becoming an illiberal democracy.
But, what I wonder is if this will actually win him any converts from the Democratic side. I bet there are ultra pro-Israel people who were formerly Democrats who actually think this is a good idea, and will now start supporting Trump. Still, I think he’s going to lose 90 MAGAs for every 10 Democrats he gains.
The Senate and the House need to do something for margins to matter though.
Just saw this earlier.
