This is the time to start invoking all of the gods for a more dynamic and adaptive office environment.
“Listen, Ryan, I’m gonna need you to ask yourself what Enki would do in this situation, ok? You’re giving Enlil when I need an Enki. Dammit, get your head in the game. Have you not been keeping up on this stuff? Seriously, if you’ve been experimenting with that Jesus stuff again I’m gonna come unglued, I swear. Get off the fuckin cross already, jeez.”
This is the time to start invoking all of the gods for a more dynamic and adaptive office environment.
“Listen, Ryan, I’m gonna need you to ask yourself what Enki would do in this situation, ok? You’re giving Enlil when I need an Enki. Dammit, get your head in the game. Have you not been keeping up on this stuff? Seriously, if you’ve been experimenting with that Jesus stuff again I’m gonna come unglued, I swear. Get off the fuckin cross already, jeez.”
Oh no, anyone trying to promote non-christian ideologies will 100% get instacanned under this order I’m sure
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Imagine thinking they give a shit about hypocrisy in 2025
Sure, but still no reason not to put it on display in clear and hamfisted terms if you ask me
I am going to start spreading the Gospel of the Great Wombat at work!
That’s the energy I’m talking about