Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agoStop Betting on Dildos Being Thrown at WNBA Games, You Fucking Creeps - Jezebelwww.jezebel.comexternal-linkmessage-square71linkfedilinkarrow-up1244arrow-down114
arrow-up1230arrow-down1external-linkStop Betting on Dildos Being Thrown at WNBA Games, You Fucking Creeps - Jezebelwww.jezebel.comSundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 days agomessage-square71linkfedilink
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·edit-27 days agoOnly if they’re also throwing fleshlights at NBA games
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·7 days agodildos stuffed in spring-loaded fleshlights so when they hit the court the dildos shoot out like spring snakes. only way to go
minus-squarenjm1314@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-27 days agoSon, a man can get a lot of good use out of a dildo.
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down1·7 days agoNot me. I’ve checked.
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·7 days agocheck harder
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agocheck different holes?
minus-squareBoomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agoSadly I only have two and a strong gag reflex
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 days agohow do you see? hear? breathe? praise deer god it’s a miracle!
minus-squareLumisal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down1·edit-27 days agoEquality wood be Dildos for the NBA games too. And I’d probably actually watch it if there was a chance of Shaq getting smacked by a double ended. Basketball is boring to me to watch. I get the fun in playing it but not in watching it. Edit: I’m keeping that typo
Only if they’re also throwing fleshlights at NBA games
dildos stuffed in spring-loaded fleshlights so when they hit the court the dildos shoot out like spring snakes. only way to go
Son, a man can get a lot of good use out of a dildo.
Not me. I’ve checked.
check harder
Maybe I’m a top
check different holes?
Sadly I only have two and a strong gag reflex
how do you see? hear? breathe? praise deer god it’s a miracle!
Equality wood be Dildos for the NBA games too.
And I’d probably actually watch it if there was a chance of Shaq getting smacked by a double ended.
Basketball is boring to me to watch. I get the fun in playing it but not in watching it.
Edit: I’m keeping that typo
That would be hilarious.