Sundray
Just a little grown-up tomboy shitposter. He/him if you please but whatev, I’m chill. (Original profile image by Hello Cdd20 fromPixabay.)
'The stronger your own will is, the more trials you will be blessed with'
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly afterEnglish
4·14 days agoCommunity rules require titling the post with the headline used in the article.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly afterEnglish
4·15 days agoAs is tradition!
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man drives truck that’s on fire directly to fire station, drops flaming potatoesEnglish
29·1 month agoNot the onion, but is potatoes.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump Admin Drops the Olive Branch from U.S. Seal on New Dime Coins, Keeps the ArrowsEnglish
61·1 month agoGod, they are so dumb.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Giant underground pipe mysteriously rises over 30 feet, bursting through road in Japan: "I can't believe this"English
10·1 month agoNothing to see here, just laying the groundwork for Tokyo-3, totally normal.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Pentagon bans press photographers over ‘unflattering’ photos of Hegseth: reportEnglish
45·1 month agoSober up, Pete. Catch a shower and maybe change the oil in your hair.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Workers who love ‘synergizing paradigms’ might be bad at their jobsEnglish
5·2 months agolol, I learned it from Job Job. Who says games aren’t educational?
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man accidentally gains control of 7,000 robot vacuumsEnglish
2·2 months agoWillard 2
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•RFK Jr. and Kid Rock Bizarrely Strip Off to Push MAHA AgendaEnglish
7·2 months ago“My name is *COUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH* *cough* *cough*”
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•RFK Jr. and Kid Rock Bizarrely Strip Off to Push MAHA AgendaEnglish
4·2 months agoIn the same sick way I kinda want to see a race car crash, yeah.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•RFK Jr. and Kid Rock Bizarrely Strip Off to Push MAHA AgendaEnglish
11·2 months agoIt’s evolution. 20 years ago conservatives were mostly old white guys with pink skin. In another 20 years, they should be a rich, deep crimson.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Feline sausage roll thief on the prowl in KerikeriEnglish
1·3 months ago🙀
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Why do onions and chips keep washing up on England’s south coast? Here’s the scienceEnglish
17·3 months agoIt’s not the onion, but the onions are real, but… 😵💫
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Matthew McConaughey trademarks "Alright, alright, alright"English
8·3 months agoIf it means no one else can say it then I’m all for it.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Matthew McConaughey trademarks "Alright, alright, alright"English
6·3 months agoTo Infinity and Wherever!
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•You should start taking “Fart Walks”English
16·4 months ago“Gentlemen, we must fart together–or else, we shall surely fart separately!”




















“What’s up chat, today we’re going to be routing traffic at LAX–whoa, is that Elon’s private plane?”