This might work; I had to use option 2: https://www.removepaywall.com/search?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Fnational-security%2F2025%2F07%2F14%2Fcia-oswald-jfk-assassination-joannides%2F

When reached for comment, James Hetfield responded, “YEAH-YEAAAAH, WHOA.”

Ears and tails become couture, confirmed!

Oh shit. There goes the planet!

Your brown-eye lid 😜

🤡 We demand to be taken seriously.

and shove it in your ass,

I think they inject it, but your way sounds more fun.

I’ve heard most Lords prefer the tradesman’s entrance anyway.

Oh wait, they were serious?!

YOU.

I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR.

“Comrade, bomb the nuke sights if you must, but please leave the drone factories intact!”

Jeez, come on you guys, show some respect.

A bee just died.

He supported Donald Trump for the same reason that most Trump-supporters do: they HATE HATE HATE the same people that Trump does.

Yeah, you’ve got to feed the Qultists from time to time to let them know you care about them. If you don’t, they’ll wander off into further, less useful conspiracy thinking.

Law of the sea, innit?

UGH, Harris vs. Trump again? No thank you!

Exactly!

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AND brainwashed!

Billionaires: “Someday magic robots will give parents more free time.”

People: “What about giving them a reasonable amount of time for parental leave, or letting them work fewer hours, or from home?”

Billionaires: “Wha? Buh? … OUT OF THE QUESTION!!!”