If it means no one else can say it then I’m all for it.

To Infinity and Wherever!

“Gentlemen, we must fart together–or else, we shall surely fart separately!”

Now that’s a beautiful way to put it.

You bet your life there’s going to be some ice.

Mother.

Dunno, I’d have to put it in my ear first.

Per the article, it’s a dunk on her cheating ex-husband.

This probably fulfills some sort of dire ancient prophecy, but I’m not pulling that thread.

I’ve heard of secret ballots, but this is ridiculous!

As long as they don’t mind being eaten!

That is the great mystery. Perhaps we’ll never know.

Or for the seat hinges:

Typical urban real estate mogul behavior.

Jesus, New York Post. Stop writing checks Mamdani can’t possibly cash.

What is it with him and male children?

• Why was Elon Musk at the Thai cave rescue?
• Is Elon Musk using sex-selective IVF to have mostly sons?
• Elon Musk Confirms He’s Been Roleplaying as a Toddler for Years
• Elon Musk Babyfur Rumor
• Why does Elon Musk take his son everywhere?
• Elon Musk’s father, Errol Musk, accused of abusing five of his children over three decades – wait, no, that’s about his dad, how did that end up on this list??