I’ve heard of secret ballots, but this is ridiculous!

As long as they don’t mind being eaten!

That is the great mystery. Perhaps we’ll never know.

Or for the seat hinges:

Typical urban real estate mogul behavior.

Jesus, New York Post. Stop writing checks Mamdani can’t possibly cash.

What is it with him and male children?

• Why was Elon Musk at the Thai cave rescue?
• Is Elon Musk using sex-selective IVF to have mostly sons?
• Elon Musk Confirms He’s Been Roleplaying as a Toddler for Years
• Elon Musk Babyfur Rumor
• Why does Elon Musk take his son everywhere?
• Elon Musk’s father, Errol Musk, accused of abusing five of his children over three decades – wait, no, that’s about his dad, how did that end up on this list??

So their AI is so technologically weak that they can’t even blame it for all the porn downloads, eh. SMH.

Only because the original headline wasn’t “onion-y” enough.

ICK

All those poor ICE babies saw nudity, which made them horny, which means that they’re all going to hell now 😔 .

The men should not be in the National Guard. They are clearly ICE material.

Stuart’s a cool guy and good blogger!

Exactly, let he who has a clean possum throw the first… well.

I invite you to stay there, Mr. Chappelle.

But have you ever farted… at all of them?

👃 🤢 📈

… she would have kept talking.

Far too many assholes get radicalized when a relative comes out.