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FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Charlie Kirk: No One Is An American Unless I Say So

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Charlie Kirk: No One Is An American Unless I Say So

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FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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Guess we're all about to get deported.

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/34773116

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    If Charlie’s head was any bigger Mr. Potato Head would sue.

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      I don’t like making fun of appearances and all…but that dude is a giant asshole. So guess it’s good it looks like he can go fuck himself.

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    I’m Canadian and doesn’t know much about this asshole, but I heard an interview with him recently where he claimed the Democrats were preparing a law to legally kidnap children in California.

    He made me want to throw a hammer at his face while pointing out the current ICE raids.

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      Impressive aim. That’s a small target.

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    The native americans need a racist art project. “The white people are immigrants that came here from abroad illegally and ruined this country. We need mass deportations now!”

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      Yes please! I volunteer to be Whitey if it’s a perfoart piece.

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    Can we stop editing his head. It’s getting out of control and looks plain fake.

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      I will never miss an opportunity to link this:

      https://blovish.github.io/kirkslider/

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        This is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen. Thank you.

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      I genuinely can’t tell which ones have been edited anymore.

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      I agree, I came here to say this. No one has a face that is that small, we should stop editing it

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        He should sue Rick & Morty for using his likeness without permission.

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    Humpty Dumpty face.

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    “Real America’s voice”

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    He looks like a Temu Vance.

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      Like a republicunt

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    Oh hey, you know who is a dual citizen? Melania Trump.

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    Hi, God of the U.S.A - Charlie Kirk

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    I think that Trump may be a little offended that Charlie here is stealing his “executive power” to decide who’s American…

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    Why is this mfer still walking and talking

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    Egg Face said what?

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    Oh, okay.

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    Beaverman said what?

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