Sounds like they got the intensity off a little tho:
I want to make it clear, I’m not calling on dark forces to cause him harm. I just want him to wake up every morning with an inexplicable zit. I want his podcast microphone to malfunction every time he hits record. I want his blue blazers to suddenly all be one size too small. I want one of his socks to always be sliding down his foot. I want his thumb to grow too big to tweet. To ruin his day with the collective feminist power of the Etsy coven would be my life’s greatest joy.
They did pay for the “shit your pants” spell, and that does happen shortly after death…so in a roundabout monkey’s paw sort of way I guess that one worked
47 hours and 21 minutes before he was shot…
Sounds like they got the intensity off a little tho:
Maybe they forgot Venus was in retrograde?
This was jupiter’s work if I have ever seen it.
i dunno, jupiter’s more of a through the forehead and suddenly you figure something important about your life out as you die guy. or was that athena?
It’s that “ruin his day with the collective feminist power of the Etsy coven” line that gets me. Talk about undersell, overdeliver
They did pay for the “shit your pants” spell, and that does happen shortly after death…so in a roundabout monkey’s paw sort of way I guess that one worked
There were so many “minor bad thing happens” spells on him that the cosmos combined them all for ease of bookkeeping.
I guess you don’t get to make specific demands when you start calling on the forces of darkness.
If this is the work of the Lord of Insufficient Light, I am very much a fan.
Maybe they got confused by an exponent or a measurement conversion
I must’ve put a decimal point in the wrong place or something. Shit, I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail.
-Michael Bolton
Woww is that your real name? Are you related to that singer guy?