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RotatingParts@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago

For the First Time in 133 Years, Maxwell House Rebrands as “Maxwell Apartment”

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For the First Time in 133 Years, Maxwell House Rebrands as “Maxwell Apartment”

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RotatingParts@lemmy.ml to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 14 hours ago
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As more Americans opt for apartment living, the coffee brand serves up a year’s worth of coffee to match their 12-month leases Today, Maxwell House rebrands to “Maxwell Apartment” to meet the needs of today’s consumer and remind fans the brand is synonymous with great tasting, affordable coffee. In a time where value matters now more than ever, Americans seek value in areas of their everyday, including where they live with nearly a third opting to rent versus purchase a home. 1 As a real coffee for real people, with its “Good To the Last Drop” legacy, the name change celebrates the same principle that guided Maxwell House for more than a century – smart choices add up and choosing Maxwell House means enjoying a quality cup of coffee without the cafe price tag. To celebrate, the brand is offering consumers even more value with a 12-month “lease” of Maxwell Apartment, designed to stock up coffee lovers nationwide. Maxwell House rebrand to “Maxwell Apartment” celebrates smart choices and

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/50028199

Its wild that this is not The Onion or satire. Thats a press release on a corporate website.

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    Maybe the next iteration of branding could call the product “Maxwell Hovel” to fit with most workers experiences.

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      Maxwell Yurt

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      Maxwell Cardboard Box.

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        Maxwell Bridge

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          Maxwell Van

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            Down by the river!

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            Maxwell Parents’ Basement

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              Maxwell’s 2 bedroom apartment he shares with 4 roommates

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            Maxwell Shoebox. Old Monty Python skit. https://youtu.be/ue7wM0QC5LE

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        “Maxwell.”

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