Mog Spawn@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agoOverweight Texas National Guard troops sent homenews4sanantonio.comexternal-linkmessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1342arrow-down14
arrow-up1338arrow-down1external-linkOverweight Texas National Guard troops sent homenews4sanantonio.comMog Spawn@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 year agomessage-square25linkfedilink
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31arrow-down2·1 year agoExcept their dicks. S’why they compensate so much, with all their guns and general assholeishness.
minus-squareresipsaloquitur@lemmy.worldBannedlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up34·1 year agoI can’t imagine a lady not being satisfied by a conspicuously large belt buckle and a lifted truck.
minus-squareFuglyDuck@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 year agoWell, those kinds of ladies tend to buy their own, heh.
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 year agoYeah, along with rechargeable batteries. 🤌🏼
minus-squareazimir@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoWhich is why Texas (state of freedum) regulates owning said devices. Can’t let women actually experience happiness.
minus-squareRcklsabndn@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoWomen can only experience happiness when it is legally meted out by an eligible man. /S
minus-squareFedizen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoThose are banned in texas, too.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoThese guys haven’t actually seen their dicks in years.
Except their dicks. S’why they compensate so much, with all their guns and general assholeishness.
I can’t imagine a lady not being satisfied by a conspicuously large belt buckle and a lifted truck.
Well, those kinds of ladies tend to buy their own, heh.
Yeah, along with rechargeable batteries. 🤌🏼
Which is why Texas (state of freedum) regulates owning said devices. Can’t let women actually experience happiness.
Women can only experience happiness when it is legally meted out by an eligible man. /S
Those are banned in texas, too.
These guys haven’t actually seen their dicks in years.