The part that bothers me isn’t so much that someone came up with the idea that they could sell a toilet camera marketed as a health app.
It’s that it made it far enough to actually be produced and sold. Which means someone tried to go the route of making it a medical device, was told “No” for some reason or another, but said “you know what, there’s still money to be made here” and they found people that had no problem making it. If they did have a problem making it, I suspect they no longer work for the teams making it. But because it’s here, they found enough people to go “ok whatever.”
And that’s how we end up with the modern dystopia.
There is no reason for a camera to ever be in a bathroom for any reason. And no matter what reason they can come up with there will always be a downside that is substantially worse.
There is no reason for a camera to ever be in a bathroom for any reason.
Porn, the reason ir porn
Leave your interracial kinks out of this
I got kinks I won’t admit to a soul, but human waste elimination is on the opposite end of my horny meter.
I mean a pinpoint accurate bidet that is assured of 100% clean. It does make me think of that little robot asking rick what its purpose is though.
If I want to take pictures of my butthole I have a camera for that already
the only real use for a selfie stick
This is where you advertise your onlyfans
They say the camera points down, but that makes me wonder…what about the reflections?? Oh god, the reflections
Nope
Adult Swim pioneered this over a decade ago with SmartPipe
For those OOTL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJklHwoYgBQ
And remember,
SmartPipeKohler is definitely not a PDF file!
$599 intial cost, plus $70 or $130 a year. I’m happy that they are finding really amazing, break through products to offer us. Surely this is the continued excellence we can expect from the ai frenzy. Wow!
$599 intial cost, plus $70 or $130 a year.
you can get patrons on OnlyFans to examine your poops and make money! Ask me how I made $2000 a month!
Wait till you get the AI powered shitter.
GTFOH.
Or, and bear with me on this, we could educate people on basic matters of health. Crazy, I know! But what if?
I don’t need a video recording of my bathroom habits to tell me I need more fiber and more water. Or remind me that liquid bread satisfies neither.
Seeing the comments makes me think, what happens employers start using this sort of texh trying to optimise bathroom breaks or something
Of fucking course you need to have their app to get any useful data from it. I certainly trust a plumbing manufacturer to have solid cybersecurity, and there certainly won’t be any data breaches of people’s poop data. When do you think we’re gonna get FOSS poop cameras?
Maybe open a feature request for buttplug.io
Beep boop. That’s poop.
- My futuristic robotoilet reluctantly watching me shit in its mouth
First solid laugh of the day!
“Take it! SWALLOW!”
<sad computer beeps>
“WHARRGARBL”
maybe, if we turn it upside down, we can use it to unlock paired phones with sphincterprint
I recommend this hilarious book instead
Can’t they invent a mouth camera instead, I bet lots of bad health could be prevented with a smart one (smart like plain old smart, not “connected”).
