dantheclamman
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dantheclamman@lemmy.worldOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•‘It’s sick’: Trump administration uses mascot called ‘Coalie’ to push dirtiest fossil fuelEnglish
8·2 months agoWeighted companion coal
dantheclamman@lemmy.worldOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homesEnglish
4·3 months agoThe secret is that being evil makes life pretty easy, compared to actually trying to contribute to the world. Being a ruthless and shameless thief, plus a lot of luck, has allowed him to gather absurd quantities of wealth. There’s no talent needed in this screwed up system
dantheclamman@lemmy.worldOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Falling price of cocaine forces drug traffickers to reuse narco-submarines, say Spanish policeEnglish
14·3 months agoIIRC there is a whole industry that builds them custom, often out of fiberglass
dantheclamman@lemmy.worldOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Mark Zuckerberg gifted noise-canceling headphones to his Palo Alto neighbors because of the non-stop construction around his 11 homesEnglish
39·3 months agoPalo Alto has finally started to crack down on this nonsense. It’s been a wealthy area for decades, but the behavior of these ultra rich freaks is hard for anyone to tolerate.
dantheclamman@lemmy.worldOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Falling price of cocaine forces drug traffickers to reuse narco-submarines, say Spanish policeEnglish
45·3 months agoUnlike Coca-cola, these traffickers reuse their containers
dantheclamman@lemmy.worldOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Professor in Epstein Files Makes Extremely Awkward Announcement at Start of ClassEnglish
4·4 months agoIt is awkward for a prof to be in world news for romantically chasing after a mentee, asking for advice from someone he knew was a convicted sex predator. Then he is expected to lead a lecture. Maybe you’ve never led a college lecture, but I can assure you from experience that would be a very difficult situation. Maintaining an environment of respect between professor and students is already difficult in normal circumstances
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Professor in Epstein Files Makes Extremely Awkward Announcement at Start of ClassEnglish
16·4 months agoAh yeah, Lawrence Krauss, very few are surprised about that one
dantheclamman@lemmy.worldOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kohler’s new toilet camera provides health insights based on your bathroom breaksEnglish
6·5 months agoThey say the camera points down, but that makes me wonder…what about the reflections?? Oh god, the reflections
dantheclamman@lemmy.worldOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Peruvian bishop accused of having 17 lovers exposed by cleaning ladyEnglish
36·6 months agoBut the cleaning lady had some guts!
dantheclamman@lemmy.worldOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Police Pull Over Waymo to Check for Drunk DrivingEnglish
29·6 months agoCorporations are only people when it benefits them. Speech is only free when it benefits them. The market is only free when it benefits them. Congress only holds power of the purse when it benefits them. Hypocrisy is a tool the oligarchs use to express their power. Hypocrisy is the point.
dantheclamman@lemmy.worldOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•In the wild, chimpanzees likely ingest the equivalent of several alcoholic drinks every dayEnglish
10·6 months agoI think the ability to metabolize ethanol with alcohol dehydrogenase is a separate, more recent thing. But a lot of the tree of life gets buzzed in various ways! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recreational_drug_use_in_animals
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Animal shelter evacuated after FBI incinerates meth at facilityEnglish
10·6 months agoMaybe in the area of Montana they were limited in choices, thought this place would do, but did not do a test run to ensure ventilation, leading to terrible results. Perhaps the unit was seldom used and poorly maintained (the fact that there were kittens in the same room as the incinerator seems crazy to me)
dantheclamman@lemmy.worldOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Animal shelter evacuated after FBI incinerates meth at facilityEnglish
6·6 months agoYes, it just seems like a comedy of errors here, unfortunately the animals and staff suffered the price
dantheclamman@lemmy.worldOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Chimps develop fashion trend by shoving grass in their ears — and in their buttsEnglish
11·9 months agoA couple others tried, but it’s Juma’s thing
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Ex-Superman Dean Cain Says James Gunn Made a ‘Mistake’ Calling Superman an ‘Immigrant’ and ‘It’s Going to Hurt’ the Box Office: ‘How Woke Is Hollywood Going to Make This Character?’English
3·9 months agoCognitive decline leading them to adopt ideologies that don’t require them to think too hard
dantheclamman@lemmy.worldOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Chimps develop fashion trend by shoving grass in their ears — and in their buttsEnglish
52·9 months agoFor those saying Figure or it didn’t happen, from the paper

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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Bike lanes on Richmond-San Rafael Bridge are contributing to pollution, drivers sayEnglish
6·9 months agoJust one more lane bro
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Bees attack French town, leaving 24 injuredEnglish
6·9 months agoBuzzkrieg
dantheclamman@lemmy.worldOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump in wake of Iran attack: ‘Everyone, keep oil prices down’English
6·9 months agoHe doesn’t think.














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It’s just a bad fuel in every way. This administration is trying to coerce us to use it