return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 hours agoOdds of Jesus Christ returning this year double overnight in bizarre turn of eventswww.uniladtech.comexternal-linkmessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down13
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minus-squareGuyFawkesV@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 hours agoSo humor me here for a sec. Let’s say Jesus DOES come back and those 4%’ers hit their bets - what are they gonna do with their winnings? Take them to Heaven?
minus-squareE_coli42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 hours agoNothing will change if Jesus does come back. He’ll probably just get sniped by the IDF. Judean, Palestinian, whatever, they’ll just shoot his ass.
So humor me here for a sec. Let’s say Jesus DOES come back and those 4%’ers hit their bets - what are they gonna do with their winnings? Take them to Heaven?
Nothing will change if Jesus does come back. He’ll probably just get sniped by the IDF. Judean, Palestinian, whatever, they’ll just shoot his ass.