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SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago

RFK Jr. and Kid Rock Bizarrely Strip Off to Push MAHA Agenda

www.thedailybeast.com

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RFK Jr. and Kid Rock Bizarrely Strip Off to Push MAHA Agenda

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SpiceDealer@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 hours ago
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The health secretary tapped another celebrity to become the unlikely face of his MAHA campaign.

Imagine Lemon Party but boring. archive link

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    What is it about weirdo conservatives that makes them so red? I distinctly remember Alex Jones doing a bit with his shirt off, and that motherfucker was also beet red.

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      Hypertension, alcoholism, tanning booths, hypertension and alcoholism. Hard drugs maybe.

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        Not to take away from your point, but I think you forgot to include alcoholism and hypertension

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          Shit.

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            All good, I got you fam.

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      The word is “gammon” :)

      Wikipedia - Gammon (insult)

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        Phenomenal, thank God for the British.

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        Ah, the Great Wall of Gammon. Possibly the worst thing BBC Question Time has produced.

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      Hypertension, perhaps

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        Lots and lots of TRT. It increases red blood cell production and can cause flushing especially if you’re already predisposed to something like hypertension.

        Basically, if you see a dude past 45 put on more muscle than they had before they had in their 30s they are getting a lot of trt.

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      I thought certain types of steroids make you red like this along with giving you a swollen belly which goes along with all the anger and irrational behavior exhibited by these fools.

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      Alcoholism?

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        He doesn’t drink alcohol.

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          How do we know? It’s not like these guys are known for never being hypocrits.

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            His brother died from a drug overdose so I’m inclined to believe it, and I’ve never seen anyone contradict it.

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              I mean, good for him if that’s the case, maybe it’s some sort of testosterone or some other hormone therapy that leads to it as others have suggested (a la Rogan, I don’t know his relationship with alcohol either, aside from seeing a bit of “Sober October” in what feels like a decade ago)

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      It’s evolution. 20 years ago conservatives were mostly old white guys with pink skin. In another 20 years, they should be a rich, deep crimson.

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      High dose TRT and melanotan probably.

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        Really, that just makes me sleepy.

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        Tren is known to make a person red as well.

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      The red hat dye is running. It’s what happens when you buy the merchandise from wish.

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