return2ozma@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoHidden Valley hiring “Ranch-bassadors” to travel Europe and test ranch on local foodwww.dexerto.comexternal-linkmessage-square82linkfedilinkarrow-up1198arrow-down16
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minus-squaredizzle18@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up62·3 days agoWhich country will one of these people end up getting murdered? My money’s on France. Someone is going to douse their steak au poivre in bacon flavored ranch, and the reaction won’t be pretty.
minus-squareHolytimes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·20 hours agoI mean as long as it’s a classic buttermilk dressing aka actual ranch. Then it’s fine. Maybe not on steak au poivre. But like fuck man. Buttermilk goes good with basically everything. It’s just kinda an inoffensive dressing.
minus-squareCodpiece@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·3 days agoMy money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.
minus-squaredizzle18@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·3 days agoIf they can even survive past asking why their pizza doesn’t have any cheese on it.
minus-squareDefault Username@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoOr basically any other food, for that matter.
minus-squarea_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 days agoI want to throw up out of every orifice of my body right now. Even my pores.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·3 days agoOkay I get that it might be dangerous but I’m not sure if I am more or less intrigued now
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 days agoIt’s fine as long as they livestream it
minus-squarebufalo1973@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoDepends on which country they land first. If it’s Spain and the throw that shit on a paella…
minus-squarenotwhoyouthink@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days agoYo this is how you start WWIII
Which country will one of these people end up getting murdered? My money’s on France. Someone is going to douse their steak au poivre in bacon flavored ranch, and the reaction won’t be pretty.
I mean as long as it’s a classic buttermilk dressing aka actual ranch. Then it’s fine. Maybe not on steak au poivre. But like fuck man.
Buttermilk goes good with basically everything. It’s just kinda an inoffensive dressing.
My money is on Italy the moment they try using it as pasta sauce.
If they can even survive past asking why their pizza doesn’t have any cheese on it.
Or basically any other food, for that matter.
I want to throw up out of every orifice of my body right now. Even my pores.
Okay I get that it might be dangerous but I’m not sure if I am more or less intrigued now
It’s fine as long as they livestream it
Depends on which country they land first. If it’s Spain and the throw that shit on a paella…
Yo this is how you start WWIII