silence7@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours agoFEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.www.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square29linkfedilinkarrow-up188arrow-down12
arrow-up186arrow-down1external-linkFEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.www.nytimes.comsilence7@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours agomessage-square29linkfedilink
minus-squareHairyHarry@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·4 hours agoYou actually have to be an expert to be dubious of this? If yes, what kind of expert?
minus-squaresilence7@slrpnk.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·4 hours agoThe kind of expert Waffle House hires or feeds: among roughly two dozen workers and regulars interviewed this week at Rome’s three Waffle House locations, none said they were aware of anyone traveling to the 24-hour restaurants by paranormal means,
minus-squaretal@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 hours agoReporter: “Hello, I’m from the New York Times, and I’d like to ask whether you’re aware of anyone who has teleported to this Waffle House?” Waffle House employee: Thinking “there are some real weirdos who come in here”. “Uh, no.”
minus-squarenutbutter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoThis statement looks like it came from a redacted document from FBC headquarters. What in the Remedyverse is this?
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 hours agoI suspect that this story is linked to the one below somehow… https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-engineered-a-plant-to-produce-5-different-psychedelics-at-once
You actually have to be an expert to be dubious of this?
If yes, what kind of expert?
The kind of expert Waffle House hires or feeds:
Reporter: “Hello, I’m from the New York Times, and I’d like to ask whether you’re aware of anyone who has teleported to this Waffle House?”
Waffle House employee: Thinking “there are some real weirdos who come in here”. “Uh, no.”
This statement looks like it came from a redacted document from FBC headquarters. What in the Remedyverse is this?
I suspect that this story is linked to the one below somehow…
https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-engineered-a-plant-to-produce-5-different-psychedelics-at-once