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silence7@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago

FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

www.nytimes.com

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FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.

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silence7@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 hours ago
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    You actually have to be an expert to be dubious of this?

    If yes, what kind of expert?

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      The kind of expert Waffle House hires or feeds:

      among roughly two dozen workers and regulars interviewed this week at Rome’s three Waffle House locations, none said they were aware of anyone traveling to the 24-hour restaurants by paranormal means,

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        Reporter: “Hello, I’m from the New York Times, and I’d like to ask whether you’re aware of anyone who has teleported to this Waffle House?”

        Waffle House employee: Thinking “there are some real weirdos who come in here”. “Uh, no.”

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        This statement looks like it came from a redacted document from FBC headquarters. What in the Remedyverse is this?

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          I suspect that this story is linked to the one below somehow…

          https://www.sciencealert.com/scientists-engineered-a-plant-to-produce-5-different-psychedelics-at-once

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