Sundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agoMan bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly aftersoranews24.comexternal-linkmessage-square71linkfedilinkarrow-up1268arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up1264arrow-down1external-linkMan bites woman at cherry blossom park in Japan, dies shortly aftersoranews24.comSundray@lemmus.org to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 20 hours agomessage-square71linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareMantzy81@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up112arrow-down2·18 hours agoThis is a good time to remember: If it bites you and you die; venomous If you bite it and you die; poisonous
minus-squareacchariya@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up53·16 hours agoIf it bites you and you both die, rabies
minus-squareBillyClark@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·13 hours agoTo match the “venomous” and “poisonous” words, you can also say “contagious”.
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·8 hours agoWhat about pufferfish? If i bit a fugu in half the wrong way, we’d totally both die.
minus-squarePhoenixz@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·13 hours agoSo the woman was poisonous, gottit
minus-squareMantzy81@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·6 hours agoWomen have to protect themselves from weirdos somehow.
minus-squaretitanicx@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16·14 hours agoAnd if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.
minus-squarethemaninblack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·15 hours agoAlso, believe it or not, jail.
minus-squareMedicsOfAnarchy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15arrow-down3·18 hours agoYeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?
minus-squareotter@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 hour agoI’m therefore technically poisonous to pretty much everything that bites me without permission. Hunh. 🤷🏽♂️
minus-squareremon@ani.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up27·18 hours agoThat is identical to the 2nd case.
This is a good time to remember:
If it bites you and you die; venomous
If you bite it and you die; poisonous
If it bites you and you both die, rabies
To match the “venomous” and “poisonous” words, you can also say “contagious”.
What about pufferfish? If i bit a fugu in half the wrong way, we’d totally both die.
So the woman was poisonous, gottit
Women have to protect themselves from weirdos somehow.
And if it bites you, and it dies, you are poisonous.
Also, believe it or not, jail.
Yeah, but this is: If it bites you and it dies, you’re poisonous?
I’m therefore technically poisonous to pretty much everything that bites me without permission. Hunh. 🤷🏽♂️
That is identical to the 2nd case.