• waterSticksToMyBalls@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    2v1 is the only way this fight could be fair. If hunter is ripping lines off a hookers ass he could take the entire family on at once.

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      6 hours ago

      I want to see him walk on stage, rip off his aviators in a dramatic fashion revealing another pair of aviators underneath, at which point he reaches into his suit jacket to pull out an entire brick of cocaine, which he proceeds to rip in half over his head with his bare hands.

      At that point, he would shove his fists into each half of the cocaine brick and begin pummeling the ever living fuck out of both the other ass hats with his newly dusted knuckles.