I hate this timeline so much
Bwah god! That’s CM Pope’s music!! And he’s going right after Pete Heg!!!
Andrew Callaghan isn’t conservative
Yeah that’s some bs lol. I feel like he can be a little too ‘centrist’ a lot, but def not a conservative. Fwiw I saw him live and he was explicitly calling out right wing/fash “influencers”.
They can all afford legit healthcare, so IDGAF. Unless him winning gets Trump out of office and into a jail cell, IDGAF.
What a stupid fucking timeline this is.
They can all go to prison for their crimes and they can then have cage matches every day.
And we’re SURE this is real life? Really??? THIS is real life???
Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality…
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies
And see
POUR some SUGAR on MEEEEEEEE!
I know it isn’t the story but how the fuck is Andrew Callaghan a “conservative commentator”?
Yeah dude WTF. I had to check if the kid that did All Gas, No Breaks was a maga asshole now.
It seems he is not, just doing the hear out both parts kinda thing. Worth having a whole discussion over the details, really.
But he does have SA allegations so that’s not great.
When you hear out both sides in ways that they don’t like, then each side refers to you as their slur for the other side.
Nah he’s a genuinely good, journalist. He may be left-leaning but only in the context of our massively shifted overton window.
I wasn’t aware of SA allegations. I thought he was called out for being pushy with someone, apologized, and then went to rehab be cause he realized he had a drinking problem. I may not know the full story
No that’s the story.
Who even knows anymore
Seems unfair. Two versus one?
I vote for Cornpop to be allowed to fight on Biden’s side.
2v1 is the only way this fight could be fair. If hunter is ripping lines off a hookers ass he could take the entire family on at once.
I want to see him walk on stage, rip off his aviators in a dramatic fashion revealing another pair of aviators underneath, at which point he reaches into his suit jacket to pull out an entire brick of cocaine, which he proceeds to rip in half over his head with his bare hands.
At that point, he would shove his fists into each half of the cocaine brick and begin pummeling the ever living fuck out of both the other ass hats with his newly dusted knuckles.
That’s true, the other two are never snowed to the gills
Every time I go to fact check this stuff because it has to be a joke it turns out to be true. I think I must be in the upside down.
Unfortunately you’re in the timeline where you’re a speck on a rock in a cauldron of fire within an interminable void. You know, the only timeline.
There’s no upside in this timeline.
WTF, does the winner get to be crowned next King President?
Place your bets now!
I bet it never happens.
