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RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago

Man accidentally shot self in foot while attempting to kill cockroach

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Man accidentally shot self in foot while attempting to kill cockroach

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RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months ago
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A man accidentally shot himself in the foot while trying to kill a cockroach in an unlucky and unfortunate series of events.
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    He took off his shoe and threw it at the bug to kill it, but a revolver he had hidden in the shoe fell to the ground. Upon making contact with the floor, the gun discharged and the bullet hit the victim in the foot.

    That’s even more bizarre; how does one hide a gun in their shoe??

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      When you roll a nat 1…

      • 🇸‌🇵‌🇪‌🇨‌🇺‌🇱‌🇦‌🇹‌🇪‌🇷‌@lemmy.world
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        Why are there so many fucking accounts less than 30 days old? Do y’all just keep making accounts every week? Are there this many newer Lemmings?

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          Reddit did another stupid, so there’s plenty of new joiners

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          This reference may or may not be before your time … forgive me, I’ve seen this before.

          Think of it as “Eternal September” and you’ll be able to take it in your stride … brace yourself, this is going to happen more and more, at least for a while.

          Source: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eternal_September

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          Not long ago Reddit introduced a new policy thatpunishes people for upvoting bad posts, which includes posts about Luigi Mangione. After that, people have been moving into Lemmy as an alternative.

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            Thank you for the context. Always happy to see growth, the paranoid bit of me always jumps to the worst conclusion.

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        Naw.

        The DM broke out the special dice (see below,) and turned it to a divine 1. Just for that guy….

        (Edit: credit where it’s due)

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          20 should be fuck you

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      Real american gun owners have guns everywhere: Shoe gun Belt gun Hat gun Bathroom gun Church gun

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        Bra gun too, there was the woman that shot herself in the head while adjusting a gun in her bra

        https://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-woman-fatally-shot-self-while-adjusting-bra-holster/

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