He finally bought it. The Temu Nobel peace prize

It doesn’t cast any shade on them because they have no control over the events, and is an undeniable demonstration of the vehicle’s reliability. Absolutely brilliant move

Me and that shorty together ? a duet ?

What is a shorty ?

Look at me say the exact same thing and be thrown out the bar

Is this real ?

Sounds like a plan. Hopefully a nationwide one

white ?

Who is making fun ? literally who is ?

it’s like the Onion. it’s really like the Onion. some of these you go, “hah ! could be the onion !” but this one, it really ought to be the Onion

lovd it, so catchy

what on earth ? get lost bro

Or rather, learn some history, meet some people… rectify this awful stance, please

wtf ?

next you’re going to tell me the harpoon is supersonic ??

holy shit, it’s my new favourite

yes !! that’s the one

especially if it’s this supershrimp, you know, the one with 18 eyes ? strikes its claws at 20% the speed of light ? creating a vacuum fronted by a blinding plasma bubble, turning everything in its vicinity into shrimp-flavoured ash ?? ring a bell ??

they do have a great value, but in röntgens

damn I had entirely forgotten about that stuff. Had watched a Vice piece about it iirc. Seemed to do lots of damage

This is the bourgeoisie in all its glory : seizing the common goods, grabbing nature by the pussy as if it were its god given right.