When the teen apparently vanished, his mother told police that she received a text from him which alleged that four Hispanic men had shot him before bundling him into a white van and driving away.
Before he vanished, local reports indicate that he was seen wearing a red “MAGA” hat.
Cops located his car near Marion County Airport, 80 miles from Orlando, and issued an Amber Alert to find the teen.
The teenager was later found “alive and well” on September 26.
However, Billy Woods, the Marion County Sheriff, now claims that the crime was an elaborate “hoax” devised by Speight.
In a social media video, Woods conceded that there were “red flags” early on in the case.
According to him, Speight “simply rode away towards Williston while the rest of us were left to think the worst, and my team was working in overdrive to solve this case.”
To continue the ruse, Caden, who had a handgun with him since the beginning of all of this, chose to shoot himself in the leg.
“There is zero chance that Caden’s gunshot wound came from any type of assailant,” he added.
An investigation involving local, state, and federal agencies found that Speight purchased a bicycle, a tent, and camping supplies before disappearing.
Like the woman who carved a B into her forehead in the mirror and said it was Obama supporters. They do this because they believe it’s already happening but it’s not being reported on so they HAVE to fake the very real thing that that definitely happens so that people will know that it happens!!!
Wild.
What’s going on is clearly not good for the mental health of people.
Why would spider-man do that?!
Seriously, that pic looks like Tom Holland.
(Shoots self) “Ha! Take that, Libs!”
Will we finally go full tilt and get to see one of them eat actual shit to make a “radical leftist” smell it?
I mean the proud boys stick dildos in their asses to “own the libs”.
Totally not a cult of mentally disturbed people.
Mofo shot himself on the leg for no reason lmaooooo
Holstered a loaded gun, safety off, in his belt like on TV. This kid has a future with ICE.
My money is accidentally shout himself in the leg, the tried to cover it with the kidnapping story. But I don’t know the actual timeline, I’m just trying to rationalize the stupidity, which could be a mistake.
No: as per aticle and Op post, he purchased camping supplies beforehand. He planned it
His last name is a homophone for “spite”. This shit writes itself.
Is that how you pronounce it? I would have pronounced it like “spate.”
Meh, close enough. Just let me have this one
Hey! You know what? It looks like you were right! Nice work, my friend! Pizza and Mario Kart? Or if you want, my son and I have been getting into Lovers in Space. Cute game where characters have to run around your ship to get to different guns, shield, engine, and map to travel across space and kill attackers while freeing friendly animals. We could use a 3rd (And 4th).
Shoot yourself to own the libs.
Ok then?
Ok then?
Oh, Caden
Sounds like a plan. Hopefully a nationwide one
Can this be the new cinnamon challenge?
Charlie Kirk challenge.
Jeez, the alternate timeline where Tom Holland turned to Meth is wild!
Missed his head. Typical.
“Many of you have asked, ‘Will Caden be facing any charges?’
“‘What about the taxpayer cost of this large-scale investigation and search?’
“I can tell you those items are not off the table at this point,” the sheriff added.That doesn’t sound very convincing. The little shit deffo should be charged straight away.
You need the DA to bring charges against him. That could take a few days while they review the case.
Give them a second. Sheriff is still coming to himself after witnessing this level of stupidity. xD
Does the state allow kids to be charged for something like this? I’m sure the cops want to charge him, or they probably wouldn’t have obliquely threatened it.
Lmao what the fuck
Republicans, man. Literally will hurt themselves if it harms those they hate. Did you happen to notice the party with control over all 3 branches of government just let it shut down…?
They want to instigate a race war.
Nazis gonna Nazi.
Caden
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How do you miss your own neck by that far?
Bro just Jussie Smollet’ed himself
Can we now call this guy Jessie S’mullet?
