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fossilesque@mander.xyzOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Hegseth declares war on ‘fat’ generals, troopsEnglish
3·1 month agoTo get them all in a place where they can all talk to each other offline around an imfamously paranoid person, for better or worse.
fossilesque@mander.xyzOPto
Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Hegseth declares war on ‘fat’ generals, troopsEnglish
11·1 month agosad.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man arrested after driving child-size pink Barbie Jeep through Prince George, B.C.English
2·2 months agoHey, I had the white model.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penisEnglish
81·3 months agoThe fucked up pronunciation in Icelandic comes from when you put to Ls together, e.g. Eyjafjallajökull. It makes an almost click sound.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penisEnglish
2·3 months agoTh
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•White House UFC cage fight will take place on the South Lawn, Dana White saysEnglish
13·3 months agoWe should normalize bullying politicians again. https://mymodernmet.com/la-tonca-trento/
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Leave your home offices at home: Starbucks draws the line at desktopsEnglish
121·3 months ago(ノ`Д´)ノ彡┻━┻
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•CEO Brags That He Gets "Extremely Excited" Firing People and Replacing Them With AIEnglish
38·3 months agoIf you put a giant button in front of these people and said if you push the button you’ll get 1 million dollars but someone will die, they’ll have not only slammed the button before you are done with the sentence, but will seemingly have sped up pushing it after you’ve finished. Literal antisocial behaviour that would be pathologized if they weren’t affluent.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kevin Spacey calls for the release of the 'Epstein files'English
4·4 months agoThat’s my point.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kevin Spacey calls for the release of the 'Epstein files'English
16·4 months agoI’m wondering what kind of international incident this will cause. Who else is in there, it can’t be just Americans?
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump seen pocketing FIFA medal before handing Chelsea replica championship trophyEnglish
233·4 months agoDementia. Not that he hasn’t always been like this, speaking from experience, it just sometimes makes the true self harder to hide for better and for worse.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•US embassy wants 'every social media username of past five years' on new visa applicationsEnglish
17·4 months agoSecurity theatre.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•RFK Jr. says he may bar scientists from publishing in top medical journalsEnglish
171·5 months agoWhen the snake starts eating itself.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kanye West joins streaming service Twitch — gets banned after seven minutesEnglish
29·6 months agoI’m sure he will do well on Kick, though.
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Not The Onion@lemmy.world•WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’English
3·7 months agoThe difference is, this one has never been told “no.”























You can have them all, no problem. ;)