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fossilesque@mander.xyzOPto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penisEnglish81·1 month agoThe fucked up pronunciation in Icelandic comes from when you put to Ls together, e.g. Eyjafjallajökull. It makes an almost click sound.
fossilesque@mander.xyzOPto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Man left with a broken arm because of the size of his penisEnglish2·1 month agoTh
fossilesque@mander.xyzOPto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•White House UFC cage fight will take place on the South Lawn, Dana White saysEnglish13·1 month agoWe should normalize bullying politicians again. https://mymodernmet.com/la-tonca-trento/
fossilesque@mander.xyzto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Leave your home offices at home: Starbucks draws the line at desktopsEnglish121·1 month ago(ノ`Д´)ノ彡┻━┻
fossilesque@mander.xyzto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•CEO Brags That He Gets "Extremely Excited" Firing People and Replacing Them With AIEnglish38·2 months agoIf you put a giant button in front of these people and said if you push the button you’ll get 1 million dollars but someone will die, they’ll have not only slammed the button before you are done with the sentence, but will seemingly have sped up pushing it after you’ve finished. Literal antisocial behaviour that would be pathologized if they weren’t affluent.
fossilesque@mander.xyzto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kevin Spacey calls for the release of the 'Epstein files'English4·2 months agoThat’s my point.
fossilesque@mander.xyzto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kevin Spacey calls for the release of the 'Epstein files'English16·2 months agoI’m wondering what kind of international incident this will cause. Who else is in there, it can’t be just Americans?
fossilesque@mander.xyzto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump seen pocketing FIFA medal before handing Chelsea replica championship trophyEnglish233·2 months agoDementia. Not that he hasn’t always been like this, speaking from experience, it just sometimes makes the true self harder to hide for better and for worse.
fossilesque@mander.xyzto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•US embassy wants 'every social media username of past five years' on new visa applicationsEnglish17·3 months agoSecurity theatre.
fossilesque@mander.xyzOPto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•RFK Jr. says he may bar scientists from publishing in top medical journalsEnglish171·4 months agoWhen the snake starts eating itself.
fossilesque@mander.xyzto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Kanye West joins streaming service Twitch — gets banned after seven minutesEnglish29·5 months agoI’m sure he will do well on Kick, though.
fossilesque@mander.xyzto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•WSJ Drops Shock Exposé on Elon Musk’s Alleged Attempts to Impregnate X Influencers — ‘To Reach Legion Level Before the Next Apocalypse’English3·5 months agoThe difference is, this one has never been told “no.”
fossilesque@mander.xyzOPto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Joe Rogan Slammed For Claiming Resurrection of Disability Slur Is 'One of the Greatest Cultural Victories'English52·5 months agoA Roman Salute is literally the Nazi salute lmao.
fossilesque@mander.xyzOPto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Scrabble players quit game after 400 offensive words banned from listEnglish29·6 months agoMy grandma, a very sweet, timid small old lady, once threw down a “C U N T” then innocently said, “What? It’s a word.”
Hey, I had the white model.