fossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square99linkfedilinkarrow-up1263arrow-down127
arrow-up1236arrow-down1external-linkMan left with a broken arm because of the size of his peniswww.gloucestershirelive.co.ukfossilesque@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square99linkfedilink
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 day agoHe just likes to brag & isn’t evolved enough to have a detachable penis.
minus-squareImADifferentBird@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·21 hours agoHe does, however, have an enormous penis
minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-220 hours agoAnyone can always acquire an enormous penis & just have it on display somewhere to soothe your day.
minus-squareØπ3ŕ@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-220 hours agoI don’t even have to clock the link, and King Missile is now playing the hits in my head. 🤘🏼 edit: leaving it, as-is
He just likes to brag & isn’t evolved enough to have a detachable penis.
He does, however, have an enormous penis
Anyone can always acquire an enormous penis & just have it on display somewhere to soothe your day.
What a blast from the past!
I don’t even have to clock the link, and King Missile is now playing the hits in my head. 🤘🏼
edit: leaving it, as-is