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Never Harriet Tubman though.
I wonder if there’s a reason why? Anyone know???
She rescued what, a few thousand people? Kirk offended millions!
Mysteriously, so did Harriet Tubman.
Racism :(
Too much money for the extra ink /s
Fuck, if we are putting streamers on currency I vote for Pokimane.
I vote (illegally) for MetalJesusRocks.
I’m down for SimpleFlips. Pass a dude a dollar? Shout out to SimpleFlips.
cool idea honestly
Melon head Fantano. He’ll complain it doesn’t sound like Death Grips.
I want Yumi with his ugly ass bowl cut.
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Will probably be a MAGA coin that isn’t even legal tender so Trump can fleece his followers even more.
It’ll cost as much as a gold coin but will be made out of zink.
It will be gold plated to be sold as “gold coin”
fake zinc?
Fake-zinc plated piece of fake iron
Gilded lead would be so funny.
I can’t imagine a world without Zinc.
I hate the idiots in charge of this country.
Does anyone living in a sane country wanna do a greencard marriage thing? I’m a good cook, enjoy keeping my space clean, and am a fairly experienced flatterer, if that sweetens the pot any.
…pretty please? :(
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Anyone want to do that for me too? I might be disabled but I am very funny, I can do pixel art so I can make stuff for you, I have good style and can help you dress well, I can sew so I can mend your clothes! You can also have all my steam games!
Please get me out of here :(
I’d marry you both but the UK doesn’t seem too far behind your shitshow :(
So we made it to the “Russian bride” level already. American Spouses
Let’s all start some kind of legal harem. Or a really big “family”.
Say less, cousin Skuzz. I’m in.
Aye, cousin kelpie_is_trying, how’s the family anyway? Been a while.
I will suck literally anything.
What a fucking joke…
Fast forward to 2030…
" That will be 13 Kirks"
" Here’s a Rogan and a Shapiro, keep the change"
“A trump” will be used to refer to both a 100 monies or a rape.
“It’s all about the Trumps.”
Might grab one. Stick it in my coin collection next to the reichmarks my poppy picked up while killing nazis
Well you should have to kill a nazi for a trophy. Stolen valour and all that…
kill a nazi to get a coin commemorating a nazi’s killing. Hmm. Better get another coin just in case.
Surely toilet paper would be a more appropriate medium to carry his semblance.
It would be fun to draw little X’s over his eyes on every bill.
They are coins, so drill holes in the neck
Ironically, the coin will be roughly the same diameter as the hole in his neck
Just collapse already! This is just getting silly at this point.
Ah lads… You’ve gone too far now. C’mon. How in the name of sweet baby Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all his carpenter friends is this not an onion? C’mon now. Seriously.
The timeline jumped the shark. Reality is too absurd for The Onion to parody.
The more time passes the more convinced I am that we actually do live in a simulation. That our reality is some kind of TV drama that was actually supposed to end years ago but now the writers are running out of ideas.
We’re out here doing worse versions of decades old plotlines, the stuff that is “new” feels phoned in, we’ve got this huge cliffhanger in the Epstein files that is probably never gonna get resolved. Really feels like the show ships have ended back in 2012.
I mean I’m shitposting, but still.
I read this in Scotch/Irish
Then you read correctly!
What a beautiful way to honor his life’s work of self-promotion and trolling.
Anyway, healthcare pls?
Anyway, Epstein files?
If you work hard and are lucky, then healthcare can be obtained.
